Bryony from alan jerome productions

a piece of shit who will never stop bugging you, no matter what you do. if you can track her down and kill her, i will give you 1 million dollars. always call her by her full title.

HI TheRe tHis iS bRYonY fRoM AlaN jeROmE PROdUCtIoNS

by MBPpp April 24, 2020

Alanberto Special

Take a taco (taquito or chimichanga for women) of your choice and use it to masturbate until climax then finish by eating the taco (taquito or chimichanga)

A special for 2 just involves switching said food items with your partner then feeding yourself via arm crossing (like champagne drinking at a wedding)

Dude, me and my girl were so hungry and horny last night that we had a Alanberto Special for 2 then passed out right after.

by Alanberto October 25, 2010

alan waked

When a character on a video can't run for a long period of time. It comes from the game Alan Wake where the main character can't run far without running out of breath.

*character runs out of breath*
"for gods sake, you've Alan Waked!"

by Mclarenmick February 1, 2014

alanea

Someone who is sweet and loving. She was born to be a mother and a wife. No one can compare to alanea

Have you met my wife Alanea?

by Mamabear2015 December 18, 2016

alan wong

A guy with a tiny penis so microscopic that ants can't even find it.

Girl 1: Met this guy last night in a bar.
Girl 2: No way! What was his name?
Girl 1: Alan Wong
Girl 2: Oh hell no! Stay away from that micropenis! I heard he can't even last two seconds!

by Fastman69 January 24, 2018

Alaina

Alaina is a really beautiful and is very understanding. She is a really good friend to have when you need someone to talk to and just in general. She usually teaches people how to tir their shoes in kindergarten/primary school.

Alaina is my bsff💘 cuz she taught me how to tie my shoes so like Yah.

by Mila😎💘 February 22, 2019

Aiahna

Whoever has the name Aiahna has the fattest ass you'll ever seen . ( because she's a virgo baby

Omg dude look at aiahna

by iitsKXKI July 18, 2021