Definitions by Fastman69

alan wong 

A guy with a tiny penis so microscopic that ants can't even find it.

Girl 1: Met this guy last night in a bar.
Girl 2: No way! What was his name?
Girl 1: Alan Wong
Girl 2: Oh hell no! Stay away from that micropenis! I heard he can't even last two seconds!

alan wong by Fastman69 January 24, 2018