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absolute shambles

The penultimate form of shambles (which could be foreseen by any five year old), caused by the ineptitude of so-called management failing to understand how the job is really done. Sacking all the administrative staff at once will result in an absolute shambles.
The management team thought it was an excellent idea to sack everyone in the administrative grade: "look how much money we will save, aren't we such clever boys and girls!"
The result was of course an absolute shambles because no real work could be done. It was a far bigger shambles than had been created in the past.
by MoLincs November 28, 2011
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Abshole

An asshole deserving his name by showing off his abs in almost every situation, like on the photos or when naked with friends/chicks, etc. Abshole is usually very proud of having abs and therefore doesn't mind slouching or generally having an awkward posture caused by flexing his abs.
- Person 1: Mike has cool abs in his profile photos.
- Person 2: Abshole.
- Person 1: Envious?
- Person 2: No, he is just abshole. Look how awkwardly bowed he is just to show off.
by kovarov April 13, 2014
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Abso shitty music

Ellis:play some good music Nathan

Nathan:gotcha
*plays xxxtentacion
Ellis:TURN THAT ABSO SHITTY MUSIC OFF
by Kianc101 July 16, 2019
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absolute

Something only a Sith deals in.
Anakin: "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."
Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

or

Luke: "All woman are queens!"
Kylo Ren: "If she breathes, she's a THOOOOOOOOOOT!"
In the above case, the protagonist and antagonist are clearly Sith.
by SlickSerpent99 January 6, 2020
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Absolutely Perfect

Emily Morin🤩❤️
Girl: Wow, did you see Emily Morin today?
Guy: yes she is absolutely perfect🤩❤️
by Nicenamebro January 9, 2020
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“I feel like such a sentinel today! Bouncing that wall is wearing me out of bounds!”
“TRULYTRUE TRUE, I agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective.”
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absofugginadda

absolutley fucking nothing put into one word
person 1: what's up
person 2: absofugginadda
by Onion Man May 9, 2007
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