Text Attack

Sending one text message as many times as possible in a short period of time to one person causing their phone to freeze up or reboot. Is most effective when five or more people text one persons phone sending them upwards of 100 messages each. Easier to do pre smartphone era but is still possible with the resend feature on most phones being easily accessible.

"I text attacked Jess yesterday to the point where she called me crying saying her phone was broken."

by Mr. C-lay June 19, 2013

Cringe attack

You recall what cringy thing you have done in the past, and you have to pause everything you are doing to cringe at yourself.

Having a cringe attack is equivalent to having a panic attack but you’re ashamed of yourself.

by Oyehadid March 31, 2019

Nostalgia attack

Having a nostalgic feeling and remembering it so much you want to relive those times again and might want to cry from those good times long gone

I almost had a nostalgia attack after hearing the Wii shop music

by Glaceporeon May 6, 2021

Comedy Attack

When somebody has too much to drink, and as a result has a seizure of comedy. This often involves acts of stupidity or danger which the person will believe to be hilarious.

"You win this time Maiden..." said Chris.
"He's having another Comedy Attack again isn't he?" replied Charlotte.

by Stanners03 November 19, 2011

Attack on Titan

the show that kills off your favorite characters while leaving you in despair

literally the whole AoT fandom: don't kill off *name of favorite Attack on Titan character*
Hajime Isayama: huh what’s that? kill off *name of favorite Attack on Titan character*?

the whole AoT fandom: what no-
Hajime Isayama: huh was that a yes?

by akaashit March 26, 2021

agg attack

Somebody who is very aggravating and annoying who causes others to feel large amounts of frustration when they speak

Bethany: “omg Brooke is always trying to steal someone’s man.”
Lilac: “I know right she keeps trying to get with my boyfriend, it’s so aggravating she’s such an agg attack.”

by YaGurlGA March 9, 2020

Cunt Attack

When your partner is a cunt and goes off over an insignificant matter.

Did you see Kurt's wife? She had a cunt attack at woollies in front of everyone!

by SirKnows2little January 7, 2022