Assology

The study of being a complete asshole.

Do you know what Mr. Smith Teaches?

No. What?

Assology

by thesmithhaters April 13, 2014

Assolic

an ancient christian sect known for their veneration of the sainted whore some times refered to as catholic.

i am an Assolic i attened the church of the Holy Excrament.

by jacin rome October 10, 2005

associasian

A term for one who is Asian by association. This is possible if you have an Asian friend, neighbor, lover, or you know someone with an Asian friend, neighbor or lover.

Brittney: My brother is totally dating an Asian!
Chris: Sweet! That totally makes you an Associasian!
Lee: My neighbor is an Asian!
Kari: We're all a little Associasian!
All: Yay!

by Lyra Belaqua April 1, 2006

Associate of Arts Degree

It is the head up your butt degree for college kids that haven't gotten out of high school so they drag it out another two more years. It is usually grade 13 and 14 and it is a perfect opportunity to smoke, drink, party, and sleep with a hangover it away. It may help you decide what you want to do with life and eventually will get you working some government job. The classes they make you take are some environmentalist shit, foreign language, something to suck up to Mexicans because of human diversity, history, worthless math, a science that thumps global warming, see what they are shoving?

I am going to college for my Associate of Arts Degree.

by Kyle 230 May 15, 2010

assomnia

severe mental disorder in which the visual and auditory cortices of the brain are not synced.

Randy has terrible assomnia. It severely limits his capabilities.

by dudederdude102 July 6, 2009

dead assodopholis

Dead assopopholis is a condition where all the blood in your body turns to lead and you cant get up.

Meaning of lazyness.

(MATT) James, you been sitting there all day
(JAMES) yea i know, i am bored.
(MATT) naw, you got dead assodopholis.

by mjax October 23, 2009

Assortative mating

Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.

Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.

by kyle cota June 28, 2006