Skip to main content

Down Ugly Alley

When you're on Tinder and you hit a run of six or more Uggos in succession.
I was on Tinder and got caught Down Ugly Alley
by Thebeastwithtwobacks August 1, 2023
mugGet the Down Ugly Alley mug.

Meet the Chimps in the Alley

White Nationalist slang for lynching. Typically used to intimidate black people.
Person 1: We'll bring our guns to the rally, and meet the chimps in the alley!
Person 2: Hell Yeah Brother, 1488!
by saggydeernuts June 15, 2022
mugGet the Meet the Chimps in the Alley mug.

Bitch Alley

Colloquialism for a vagina.

Pejorative.

In particular one of a prostitute or other such woman of ill repute .
"I wandered down a bitch alley the other night and ended up with a nasty case of chlamydia.
by Kennyberg December 1, 2009
mugGet the Bitch Alley mug.

aimee alley

a beautiful sexy girl that everyone wants to be around just for the sake of it . she's amazing and beautiful and knows when to be bad , shes got a temper but its fine because she makes up for it being amazingly nice .... also usually has big sexy tits
guy 1 : mother fucker she has big tits

guy 2 : mmhmmm yeah ( aimee alley ) does
by kim sanchez December 6, 2011
mugGet the aimee alley mug.

tot alley

A deviation of "totally" that can be used as a passive, stand-alone agreement to the previous statement.
Adam: I can't wait till senior year is finally over.
Cailee: TOT ALLEY
by totalley September 2, 2009
mugGet the tot alley mug.

Back-Alley Uppercunt

This maneuver is similar to a standard uppercunt in which a woman receives an uppercut to her vagina. In this variation, however, two additional criteria must be satisfied:
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.
My girlfriend told me that she was pregnant and neither one of us had the money to pay for an abortion so I solved the problem with a back-alley uppercunt.
by frush September 19, 2009
mugGet the Back-Alley Uppercunt mug.

bowling alley

the only place where you can go and legitly purchase athletes foot.
Brian: Hey dude do you want to go to the bowling alley?

Chad: Do you mean 'Hey dude do you want to get some involuntary athletes foot'?

Brian: Sooo?

Chad: No.
by NoOneActuallyLikesToBowl February 24, 2011
mugGet the bowling alley mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email