all blade no fade

1. popular hairstyle in the early to mid 90s, where the bottom half of the head is shaved leaving a massive hair helmet up top with no fade in between.

2. a person that does a lot of talking with little finesse.

1. Ralph: Did you see Tom's mushroom cut?

Hector: Yeah I saw that George Washington lookin motherfucker, he's all blade no fade!

2. Horace: I was tryin to talk nice to that bitch and she tore me a new asshole!

Chad: Yeah man, she's all blade and no fade.

by Ldukey July 5, 2006

All-Brent Team

college basketball players, almost always from the big ten, whom brent musburger loves and worships. his face is surgically attached to their asses. he will usually come up with nicknames for them or get extremely excited when they make average plays or check in to the game. the 2008 all-brent team consists of michael flowers(Wisconsin), Goran Suton (Mich. St.), Joe Krabbenhoft (Wisconsin), Robbie Hummel (Purdue), and Brent's player of the year- D.J. White (Indiana). All of these players have some skill, but in brents eyes they may as well be the best players to pick up a basketball.

(michael flowers checks in)
Brent: "FOLKS, HERE COMES THE BEST ON BALL DEFENDER IN ALL OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL!!! WHY ISNT THERE A SPOT ON THE ALL-AMERICAN TEAM FOR HIM? what d'ya think pardner??"
Pardner: (confused by the sudden erection in brents pants, has no idea how to respond to his love for players on the All-Brent Team, and says nothing)




(Goran Suton checks out with 5 points, 4 assists, 4 rebounds, and a blocked shot)
Brent: Pardner! LOOK AT THAT STAT LINE!! OOOOO MERCY, EVERY PLAYER IN AMERICA WISHES THEY COULD HAVE THOSE SOLID NUMBERS NIGHT IN AND NIGHT OUT!
Pardner: (confused by brents man crush with one of his all brent players, the pardner simply stares at brent)

by Jack Arute October 19, 2008

all-lighter

When you intended to pull an all-nighter but ended up falling asleep with all the lights on instead.

I pulled an all-lighter on my linguistics paper, and now I only have 2 hours to get this done and handed in!

by ssassafrass February 23, 2010

All out winging it

When someone does an important project or something they forgot about last minute. This generally involves making it look better than it actually is.

Jason: Dude did you do the project?
Mason: Oh hell im all out winging it.

Jason: good luck getting a B.

by thegypsyprince January 24, 2011

all ball access pass

when a woman is so smoking that she gets instant access to the precious balls -and anything else she wants--without having to say a word or do anything else.

Dora is so hot, I gave her an all ball access pass as soon as I laid eyes on her.

by walterc February 10, 2015

all alone

To be all alone when you realize that you are becoming a nuisance to others and you have always been by yourself,

When you had friends to begin with but end up with none in the longrun

David: “You know that kid Christian?”
Ryan: yeah I know the kid what about him?”
David:” I kinda feel bad for him he’s all alone”

by Røckfish Sålåde January 24, 2019

All Tea, All Shade

When someone is spilling tea while also throwing shade at the person.

Used by Nicki Minaj in her song Barbie Tingz

All Tea, All Shade, Bitch, All Offense

by talktomelikethatagainboy April 17, 2019