college basketball players, almost always from the big ten, whom brent musburger loves and worships. his face is surgically attached to their asses. he will usually come up with nicknames for them or get extremely excited when they make average plays or check in to the game. the 2008 all-brent team consists of michael flowers(Wisconsin), Goran Suton (Mich. St.), Joe Krabbenhoft (Wisconsin), Robbie Hummel (Purdue), and Brent's player of the year- D.J. White (Indiana). All of these players have some skill, but in brents eyes they may as well be the best players to pick up a basketball.
(michael flowers checks in)
Brent: "FOLKS, HERE COMES THE BEST ON BALL DEFENDER IN ALL OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL!!! WHY ISNT THERE A SPOT ON THE ALL-AMERICAN TEAM FOR HIM? what d'ya think pardner??"
Pardner: (confused by the sudden erection in brents pants, has no idea how to respond to his love for players on the All-Brent Team, and says nothing)
(Goran Suton checks out with 5 points, 4 assists, 4 rebounds, and a blocked shot)
Brent: Pardner! LOOK AT THAT STAT LINE!! OOOOO MERCY, EVERY PLAYER IN AMERICA WISHES THEY COULD HAVE THOSE SOLID NUMBERS NIGHT IN AND NIGHT OUT!
Pardner: (confused by brents man crush with one of his all brent players, the pardner simply stares at brent)
Brent: "FOLKS, HERE COMES THE BEST ON BALL DEFENDER IN ALL OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL!!! WHY ISNT THERE A SPOT ON THE ALL-AMERICAN TEAM FOR HIM? what d'ya think pardner??"
Pardner: (confused by the sudden erection in brents pants, has no idea how to respond to his love for players on the All-Brent Team, and says nothing)
(Goran Suton checks out with 5 points, 4 assists, 4 rebounds, and a blocked shot)
Brent: Pardner! LOOK AT THAT STAT LINE!! OOOOO MERCY, EVERY PLAYER IN AMERICA WISHES THEY COULD HAVE THOSE SOLID NUMBERS NIGHT IN AND NIGHT OUT!
Pardner: (confused by brents man crush with one of his all brent players, the pardner simply stares at brent)
by Jack Arute August 25, 2008