AD&D

Accidental death and dismemberment
A type of insurance that is characterized by a very low premium and payouts in the event of an accidental death, loss of a body part, or loss of the use of a body part (i.e. finger, leg, ear, head).
It's generally a comical type of policy because you can see how much each of your body parts is worth.

I got $2000 from my ad&d insurance policy when the shark bit my leg off.

by Cliff96 August 3, 2005

T.V Ads

When most men are willing to have a relationship or talk about important issues.

When the T.V ads came on I asked Barry if we should consider re-looking at our family finances and why it might be a good idea. Barry seemed to be responsive and conscious to what I was saying until the T.V Ads finished and 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' came back on.

"I feel like I am living my relationship in T.V Ads!"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

ad homonym

In a debate (or perceived debate) a casual remark that sounds like an insult, and is perceived as one.

Norma: I think we may be getting rain soon.

Betty: Actually, Norma, after analyzing the latest data, including local atmospheric pressure, temperature and cloud characteristics, and the velocity of fronts within a 100 mile radius, I conclude that we will NOT be getting rain soon.

Norma: Well, Betty. It sounds like, when you grow up, you might be quite the mee-tee--a-rol--o--gist.

Betty: Are you calling me FAT?

Norma: ????

Betty: You clearly know nothing about weather, and you try to overcome your ignorance by saying that when I grow up, I'll be a MEATY urologist. Ad hominem attacks have no place in rational discussions.

Norma: No, Betty. Your scientific knowledge actually impresses me. I said you were going to be quite the METEOROLOGIST when you grew up.

Betty: Oh, so I thought it was an ad hominem...

Norma: and it was really only an ad homonym!

(meterologist homonym courtesy of Richard Lederer)

by I. Wagner November 30, 2006

starr-ade

The best alcoholic beverage on the planet.

2 parts gatorade (preferrably blue)
1 part vodka
1 part gin

i got wasted after six starr-ades

by Andy Starr April 11, 2006

Want ads

Back in the day before the internet, want ads were what people posted in the local newspaper. Ads people paid to post looking for work, looking for a roommate, dating or selling their belongings.

Back in 1985 I posted in the want ads in my local newspaper SWM(single white male) looking for a hot SWF(single white female) for a good time. Call Rico suave 213-867-5309. You won't be disappointed!!

by cpetkunas February 22, 2023

Black ading

When a advert goes to load on a game but glitches out and gives you a black screen, therefor forcing you to shut off and restart the app

“I wanted to get a 2x multiplier but it was black ading I had to shut it off”

by Gratton97 May 5, 2020

adding an ie

Something people do when speaking in order to make something sound more cute and non-confrontational, yet tremendously annoying. (It's okay if your mom does it until you're 5.)

Shannon: I saw Hannah the other day when she was messing with her phone and asked her if she needed some helpie. She shot me a look like she would kill me! OMG!
Lori: Sounds like she needed a huggie. That's too baddie!
Lauren: STFU you 2! Maybe stop adding an ie and act like you are over 5. Now leave me alon "E!"

by von groovy June 21, 2017