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first act

The kind of guitar, bass, or other popular instrument you see at Wal-Mart or Target. They are unbelievebly horrible instruments, and you are probably considered a n00b by just about every actual musician.
First Acts suck ass, buy an Ibanez or ESP.
by Okay. June 17, 2006
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Higher Education Act

A law Congress passed that denies college financial aid to misdemeanor drug offenders, but murderers, rapists, and robbers are still eligible for aid.
I can't afford college because I got caught with a joint, but Jeffrey Dahmer can get aid because of the Higer Education Act.
by Booblover October 26, 2003
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cunt act

He fucked my girlfriend while I was asleep in the other room - what a cunt act!
by markuz July 10, 2005
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sex act

Sex acts are what people make up, give cute names, and submit to urban dictionary. May or may not be in that order.
Toledo Taco, yet another grand idea for a sex act!
by stghm June 1, 2006
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Selfless Act

An act devoted to others' welfare or interests and not one's own. A self sacrificing act, that benefits others... performed by a truly selfless person. At a time when people need it most!
Person 1 - "My friends are living their lives too dangerously. Booze, drugs... Someone needs to show them it's not a sustainable lifestyle"

Person 2 - "What we need is a selfless act... They just need to see that you can die from living that lifestyle. Looks like it is up to me!"

(Person 2 has a near death experience after jumping off a balcony. person 2 survives with some lasting injuries. But due to that selfless act. His friends see the error in their ways, and change their lifestyles)
by onemanoneact February 24, 2010
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Ass Act

Someone who constantly embarrasses/irritates those around him/her.
Peter: Is that Corey hanging from the chandelier? Kai's parents aren't gonna be impressed.

Kai: Your friend's a real ass act!
by Phill Latio January 13, 2008
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dog act

sleeping with a mate's girlfriend,
not returning a favour,
not returning a shout at the pub,
drinking the last half pot of beer out of a jug you didn't buy,
cheating - especially when when what you're doing is not competitive
tony: "that prick john always disappears when it's his turn to shout!"

sam: "yeh, what a f*ing dog-act!"
by trunkman27 July 18, 2005
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