Puppy Paralyzed

When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.

I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.

I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.

by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012

Puppy Shackles

Shackles meant to restrain your puppy from any movement possible.

I used the new puppy shackles on my pup last night and i dont have any pets anymore.

by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009

mad puppy

Military term.. referring to military police.

Hey Sarge, the mad puppy got me again…

by leigh_romo December 8, 2014

Muffler Puppy

refers to a device used to negate the smell of smoke while smoking inside. This could be dryer sheets, a sock, your friends sweatshirt or an empty waterbottle.

Hey! Im about to explode pass me the Muffler Puppy.

by SLATE18 May 9, 2011

Sleepy Puppy

When Benadryl is poured into an asshole and then lapped out by a second party.

Drown him like a guppy in that surly sleepy puppy.

by True Dave February 11, 2017

puppy lasagna

A song made by 4lung

"ayo i like puppy lasagna"
"is that a type of food"
"no you glitter glue covered push pop its a song you dumbass"

by imsimplyabee January 23, 2021

Lung puppies

Lung puppies -The large breasts of an attractive female.

Did you see the lung puppies on that one?

Damn! I'd like to give those lung puppies a tongue bath.

by Ballbarian August 20, 2016