dec 8th 

the day Juice Wrld died

dude: rip man hes gone

dude2: what who

Dude : check what day it is

dude2: omg dec 8th juice wrld died

dec 8th by random wuFu December 8, 2019

Henry the 8th 

King Henry the 8th was a fat king of England who created Parliment and didn't go to Chatholic Church he was a christian and had six wifes through out his life. He was the Father to Queen Mary and Queen Elizabeth.

Rumor has it when he was so fat that when he dies he exploded in his coffin.

Didn't Henry the 8th explode when he died?

Thats what i was told.

Henry the 8th by Finnerty January 21, 2010

August 8th 

August 8th is national go out clubbing day

Let’s go clubbing on August 8th

August 8th by I_am_1_fan_broski December 1, 2019

December 8th

National boys say yes to everything day no matter what is it is

Girl: can you buy me McDonald’s?
Boy: mmmm no
Girl: it’s December 8th which means you have to say yes

December 8th by NikkiBarbzz!!❤️ December 7, 2020

May 8th 

National give head day

Dude she’s coming over on May 8th. I’m going to go to town

May 8th by Billthebest568 May 4, 2022

June 8th

The day short people yeet the tall kids and get revenge

Tall Kid: Hey Jef-

Short Kid: BACK AWAY ITS JUNE 8TH, I WILL YEET YOU

Tall Kid: ..RUN!

June 8th by xxx.pearll November 24, 2019

henry the 8th 

a man of wealth and taste. was married to more people than he could count. so he killed each one of them. killed more people than AIDS ever will. owner of a particularly cool beard, also created the song greensleeves and was a founding father of the UCHaI (union of checkers heroes and icons). would have been a big fan of kfc popcorn chicken

Henry - "oi, peasant, where's moi woif?"
Peasant - "i don't know sir..."
Henry - "HANG THIS FOOL!"
Aide - "sir he didn't commit a crime."
Henry "GET BENT!! YOU DIE TOO!!!"

henry the 8th by failure33object April 24, 2005