
by Gunslinger341 June 19, 2016

The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.
After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
by nellster69 August 17, 2023

by Pinky Freeman December 23, 2018

To tinder and masterbate
by TheHANDS July 23, 2016

When someone talks shit about you whilst walking by. "Damn I'm so stressed by your snide swipe, I hope you got insurance motherfucker!"
That shit you're talking when you walk past someone and say fucked up shit about them. "My ego hurts worse than the aforementioned snide swipe I recently endured, only because of the inferences made. "
by Architextual January 19, 2025
