Snot Rhinocerous

When you have a cold and you blow your nose in someone's asshole while pinching the head of their penis.

"Hey honey, I'm feeling a bit under the weather, and we're out of tissues. Do you mind if I give you a Snot Rhinocerous?"

"But I don't have a penis."

"Strap on this dildo."

by Snot Rhino November 13, 2009

snot nose

A child. Due to children always having the sniffles or being sick.

That little snot nose brought home the swine flu from school.

by Lucentar79 November 25, 2009

Dragon snot

The residue left from an angry dragon. A mixture of cum and snot. If hacked and spat becomes dragon spit. May cause dragon breath

You need to sort your nose love, you've got dragon snot

by Peen77 August 6, 2017

Snot laugh

When you laugh so hard that snot comes out of your nose.

It was so funny, I let out a snot laugh.

by Lil Essy May 30, 2020

Snot Storm

When you are talking to someone and you sneeze, getting snot all over your elbow and face. Then you keep your elbow above your nose and awkwardly walk away like a fucking idiot from the person you were talking too until you get tissues. But when there are no tissues you run away to the bathroom or try to play it off. (Typically happens in School).

My brain: Fuck I gotta sneeze
Person: *Talking*
My brain: Sneezing in 3..2...1
Me: Sneezing and gets shit all over my face
Me: *Awkwardly walks away looking like a fucking idiot with his/her elbow above thier face.
Snot Storm

by asdsadaadsd October 15, 2019

Ship Snot

Ship snot: When a man is having sex with a woman on a boat, pulls out early and ejaculates on one of her ass cheeks. The woman then uses her hand to wipe the cum off and smear it on the side of the boat.

Please take care of my ship snot bitch!

by Yaquanda October 29, 2010

Snot protest

A protest where thousands of guys get together at a place they are protesting and all of them blow and spit snot everywhere and after the protest the owner has to clean up all the snot.

Lets have a snot protest.

by Judge dredd7 December 11, 2011