Water them Melons

(v) To ejaculate on a woman's tits
(n) A phrase used to let others know if one would want to ejaculate on a woman's tits

(v) "That broad is fat but she has a nice rack. I think I'll just have to water them melons."
(n) Man 1: "Check out the tatas on that fine piece of ass."
Man 2: "I'd water them melons in a heartbeat.

by Mantalk November 4, 2012

crush them candies

The act of using the toilet to both take time for a #2 and/or play candy crush. Usually resulting in long restroom breaks with more time being spent on crushing candies than anything else.

Hey bro I gotta go crush them candies, don't wait up.

by Bobdabear September 10, 2019

dicked them down

to aggressively haggle over an item

They wanted 50 bucks, but I dicked them down to 40.

by Defcon August 18, 2022

dodge them thots

When a girl tryna get at yo dick cuz she a ho, so you dodge the fuck out the way so you don't get AIDS or some shit cuz you know she been fuckin with ALL SORTS OF DICKS.

"Nah fam I hella dodge them thots".

by Thotbusters November 8, 2017

i'll talk to them

Used To pretend the other doesn't know you'll do more than talk. You'll hurt. Make them pay. You won't actually. But you want to.

Sarah: they were really rude, and I'm really sensitive about that! I cried for ages, I can't believe them!
Michelle: don't worry I'll talk to them 😈 *grabs baseball bat*

by Spychopenstabber March 23, 2019

show them the quilt

an excuse to fuck someone in private.

“hey mom i’m gonna show them the quilt”
“alright have fun honey”

by warmgarlic13 November 28, 2020

Them hoes CLEAN

when your eyebrows are looking fine as hell, usually used right after you get your eyebrows done.

"DAMN Jessica, them hoes CLEAN!"

by sister.winchester May 8, 2018