Congress and POTUS: What Fiscal Cliff?
US Citizens: You guys don't understand the Pottery Barn Rule: Once you break the economy, you are going to own it. There are going to be 315 million citizens looking at you asking how you let the stock market crash and start a global recession. You will spend the rest of the decade undoing all you didn't do, if you aren't voted out of office first.
George: I want to invade Iraq
Colin: Once you break it, you are going to own it, and we’re going to be responsible for 26 million people standing there looking at us. And it’s going to suck up a good 40 to 50 percent of the Army for years. And it’s going to take all the oxygen out of the political environment. . ."
US Citizens: You guys don't understand the Pottery Barn Rule: Once you break the economy, you are going to own it. There are going to be 315 million citizens looking at you asking how you let the stock market crash and start a global recession. You will spend the rest of the decade undoing all you didn't do, if you aren't voted out of office first.
George: I want to invade Iraq
Colin: Once you break it, you are going to own it, and we’re going to be responsible for 26 million people standing there looking at us. And it’s going to suck up a good 40 to 50 percent of the Army for years. And it’s going to take all the oxygen out of the political environment. . ."
by VaGentry December 29, 2012
The scenario is such that you have a kiss and a promise from your old lady but you are not confident that she will deliver later on. So you have the forethought to masturbate in the morning so if it dosent work out with her later you don't become a testosterone filled mad man. So contrary to a double header which would require one to have sex twice in one day this would be considered a Ground rule double should she conced to sex later on.
Person1: Hey Keith I scored a Ground rule double yesterday.
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: You know it's when you rub one off in the morning and score with the old lady at bedtime.
Person 2: Oh yeah I did that last Sunday.
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: You know it's when you rub one off in the morning and score with the old lady at bedtime.
Person 2: Oh yeah I did that last Sunday.
by Decals March 03, 2014
One cannot wear tank tops unless is is greater than 80 degrees out or they can combine curl more than 80 pounds.
by Oginator March 03, 2016
The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.
“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
An extrapolation of the "Look, but don't touch" rule of cheating. Any isolated sensory contact with another person while in a relationship is allowed.
John tried to justify his booty grab in the club with the One Sense Rule. "Baby, I touched, but didn't look!"
by OneFreeMan May 23, 2012
The Everybody Wins Rule states that a gay man can give a straight man a blowjob, and it isn't gay, because everybody wins.
"Yeah, Jimmy totally sucked my cock last night. No homo."
"Dude, that's fuckin' gay."
"No, it's the Everybody Wins Rule."
"Dude, that's fuckin' gay."
"No, it's the Everybody Wins Rule."
by ErryoneWins February 29, 2012