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Michael

pro ultrakill player please give him money
hey Michael youre so good at ultrakill
by m1chael717 March 23, 2024
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Michael

It is the coolest guy on earth at first he is a bit weird but then when you get to know each other well he would do anything for you and he is such a loyal friend he is strong but hardly ever shows it he is smart but he is giving zero f*cks in school and his grades do not matter to him he has a huge dick and has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and he has a huge general knowledge
IDK HOW TO DO A SENTENCE WITH MICHAEL LMFAIJDNSCIJNEDn
by LOSERTHE3 January 21, 2022
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Michael

A name derived from Latin- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” from the root word for “text back”. Put together “Michael” meaning “mfer who never texts back”
Good luck getting a response from Michael that dude invented ghosting
by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025
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Michael

Sometimes this guy is cool, other times not so much. He complains a lot and does not do anything at all. If you do meet a Michael, pray to god because Michael will ruin your life forever. He also sucks at video games and has too many privileges and says he came from nothing. At the end of the day, do not be near a Michael and do not name your child Michael. I beg of you please don't.
Person 1: 'Encounters a Michael'
Michael: Get prepared buddy, your life is ruined!
by TheyLuvRoti April 5, 2023
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Michael Jackson

"Hee hee"

"Oh look it's Michael Jackson!"
by Heé November 7, 2022
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Boz Michael

Boz Michael is what you would call a person who looks like a Michael, which is the greatest insult in the persian language. Michaels are considered to be pussies and people who are too stupid to keep alive. Michaels like dick.
by Badbaxt May 1, 2023
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Michael

He’s absolutely mesmerizing. Being on the phone with him will send chills through your body. He is kind and respectful. He’s very loving. He is very funny. He is an introverted extrovert. If your his girl he will make nothing but time for you , but in return be the best for him. Make sure you don’t hold him back from his goals. He is the kind of guy that you wont have to tell what to do because he is going to do it. He doesn’t know it but he’s perfect. He’s an even better friend because his loyalty is real.
Can’t do better than with him

Cuz Michael got skills
by Stinkbutt444 December 7, 2021
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