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Guinea Pig

A very squeaky animal that needs food 100% of the time. When they hear anything that is similar to their treats opening or food bags, they start to scream with excitement which most people interpret as; FOOD I WANT FOOD GIVE ME FOOD.
"My Guinea Pig is a food hog."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."
by Sailor May April 16, 2020
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Teacup Pigging

when guys use a teacup pig to attract girls; it usually is not effective but some girls have a weak side for teacup pigs because they are so cute
I'm going teacup pigging tonight to pick up some chicks at the mall.
by squirrelgirl15 October 27, 2012
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An actual pig

An actual pig is a guy who is such a fucking looser that he is willing to overlook the fact that women are people and instead chooses to disrespect/objectify them.

A pig typically is unable to commit to one person because they are fully aware that they are a piece of shit and its never long before the girl they are talking to is able to see that too.
No wonder his dad left and his mom doesn’t love him, He’s an actual pig.
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pig pie

When you wrap your pens in bacon and fuck a fat chick in the ass.
I got catfished by a fat chick, I thought about leaving but instead I took her home and gave 'er the ol' Pig Pie
by Chief quief March 11, 2021
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Tower Pig

A Glazier tradesman that spends his day hanging from a harness or on a swingstage or scaffolding on the outside of skyscrapers hundreds of feet in the air installing Commercial window frames called Curtain Wall or Storefront systems, and then installing the glass units into the frames. The unit can be around 100- 900 pounds and these men are thick necked badasses. These men have no fear of heights and the term tower pigs comes is urban myth for rebellious warriors that scale 60 story buildings and work on them all day from the outside, naked to the elements...True Tower pigs
by Fandualking May 17, 2018
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Cancel Pig

A person, usually a self-proclaimed internet activist, who spends most of their time online maligning anyone they deem "problematic" or "offensive" on social media in an effort to defame or "cancel" said person(s).
"There's this movie that I've been wanting to make for years, but I'm scared those cancel pigs on Twitter will try to shut it down, all because of an innocuous statement I made over a decade ago."

"When I told my brother that I wanted to share my thoughts about controversial topics on social media, he told me the cancel pigs would eat me alive."
by Jonkama December 13, 2023
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Turbo Pig

A Turbo Pig is a promiscuous, confident, and oft charming male or female who displays little if any consideration for his fellow human beings in any number of pursuits which most commonly solely benefit the individual.

Turbo Pigs are generally self-aware, but outwardly display no shame for their well documented antics. He or she will openly comment on a member of the opposite sex in an inappropriate manner regardless of the company being kept at said time.

Turbo Pigs are commonly found in the fields of entertainment, accounting, and amateur and professional sports.
Mate how about Kobe and Rice at the Olympics? Turbo Pig match made in heaven.
by WayneTower September 6, 2012
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