Jon J Walter's Club

When you have 2 separate friends with benefits who both have a husband or wife. (In Reference to Jon Walter from 90 Day Fiancee: Before The 90 Days)
Mark: YOOOOOO! Guess who's officially part of the Jon J Walter's Club?!

Frank: Nice.
by rudy STANTZ May 16, 2020
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J Lo’d

When a person leaves a big tip for a service worker but his/her friend or significant other takes it and leaves a smaller tip. (J Lo would do this when she was out with her husband and she’d take their big tip and swap it for $5)
I just got J Lo’d”
by veiledxo December 15, 2022
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Lift J

To bet a blow Job on a ski lift
She was so good when she gave me that Lift J
by numb2tuch March 03, 2008
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J-tank

A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.
Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013
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Edward j plant

A god fearing drunkard with the remarkable ability to tell countless lies without hesitation
That liar is a real Edward j plant
by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020
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Splushie J

A very wet teddy bear generally filled with joints
Never underestimate a splushie j those things can fuck you up
by Definitely Not A Cheese Grater September 12, 2017
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Sneaking a J

When you find someplace to sneakily masturbate
"Aren't you a little too old to be sneaking a j in the john"? -Gintama
by AltSeize April 06, 2021
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