a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
by Sexydimma August 19, 2012
Get the pigs don't flymug. a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma May 24, 2012
Get the pigs don't flymug. A tree pig is a anivan that is mainly seen in the west Ireland. It is known to be as ferocious as a tiger. And it is not advised to make eye contact with them.
by Tri pod 24 May 4, 2021
Get the Tree pigmug. When you push your fingers against another person’s toes “piggies” in a playful and flirty manner. It’s like a foot massage, but better.
by Kiyakat July 1, 2020
Get the pig pushmug. by That takes the cake 🍰 February 28, 2019
Get the Pigsmug. A law enforcement official, who specializes in undercover operations, which take place in an online environment.
“I thought I was gonna hook up with this 15 year old e-thot I met, but it turned out to be a 42 year old e-pig!”
by DerpishTurtle April 21, 2020
Get the e-pigmug. A (usually a woman) that waddles when she walks (can’t move her hips). May be “bow legged” as another example.
by Marina Guy May 6, 2022
Get the pig hockedmug.