donkey

a person who does not know what they r doing in a game and wondering around aimlessly

Gordon: You fucking donkey! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE?!?!?!

by Depressed_faq June 12, 2019

Donkeying

when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.

Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.

Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.

National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.

Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.

by 86vannilla June 25, 2019

Donkass

Absolutely smelling like shit

Damn you smell like donkass.

by thtbitchhhhmf April 8, 2019

donkey punch

A powerful shot in the game of foosball. A donkey punch is performed by striking the ball with any player on the 5-man bar and cleanly knocking the ball into the opponent's goal. Many times, the donkey punch is executed immediately after entering the ball in play though the ball entry port, but this is not a requirement of the shot. A classic donkey punch is usually struck with extremely high force, resulting in a loud and satisfying goal. Victim of the donkey punch feel instant humiliation and suffer from low self-esteem immediately following the shot.

"Did you see that? Clint just whopped that team in foosball. He finished the game with a donkey punch right up the gut."

by tgrbld August 27, 2019

Donkey

A term of endearment to s friend or a homie

Yo Bruce whats good Donke

Aye whats good Donkey what u doin

You get it

by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019

Donkey Honkin'

The art of illegally honking at or otherwise disturbing the protected donkeys of Cripple Creek, Colorado. Generally done late at night by locals and miscreants. Beware of lurking police, who have taken a sworn oath to protect said asses.

"Hey Skeeter, should we go cow tipping or donkey honkin' tonight?" said Jed.

by Elton John Denver September 13, 2019

Donkey Kong

A person who sits in between two males while simultaneously jacking them off in a primal manner.

Yo! What did y’all do last night man!?
We watched Netflix with (insert name) & she gave us a Donkey Kong!

by Emperor Thrawn September 24, 2019