baby toke

a small or unsufficient amount of marijuana

man, thats nothin but a baby toke!

by macks all October 28, 2007

Baby Batter

Semen, Otherwise known as the man’s Gooey Goodness, or “Shot Goo”. A hot load if you will.

He shot his Baby Batter into me, there’s no way I’m Not Pregnant.

by CosmicKramerTheAssMan February 15, 2018

baby buff

a hot, fat chick

"What's wrong baby buff?"

"Look at all dem baby buffs in the club right now."

"What to choose, what to choose, a baby girl or a baby buff? What you think, fellas?"

by Galbert-Kun March 25, 2009

comfort baby

A comfort baby is someone you look forward to talk about your problems as they comfort you and only you. It's sort of like dating and being best friends but they're not really your significant other and not really your bestfriend as you only go to them for comfort every now n then.

Niko: what are we ?
Crystal: you're my comfort baby

by 23 savage May 17, 2017

baby spout

A catchy song from the point of view of a baby in the mother's womb. Often sung in a trio; including a bass, tener, and soprano.

"Baby Spout.. LET ME OUT of the Baby Spout.. I GOTTA GET OUT of the Baby Spout..."

by Erika January 25, 2005

Awkward Babies

A hand gesture meant to be a rebuttal for the awkward turtle, usually accompanied by a verbal explanation.

It is formed by:

1. making the awkward turtle with your hands
2. seperating the hands so that they sit next to each other
3. balling both hands into fists and bumping them together twice
4. sticking out both pinkies and thumbs and rotating them forward

Guy: Hey, what's up?

Girl: I'm on my period...

Guy: *Awkward Turtle*

Girl: Awkward Turtle makes Awkward Babies *Awkward Babies*

by The Human Dictionary August 3, 2009

Baby K

Poop squarehouse diarrhea

The term is used to describe that moment when you suddenly need to poop so bad you don't know if you can make it to the toilet.
Usually after stating it you run for your life.
It comes from an italian song "da zero a cento" of singer baby k.
"Da zero a cento" means "from 0 to 100 in no time"

Guy1:"Oh shit man i have a baby k!"
Guy2:"Run boy,run!"

by Kolima November 13, 2019