by dedasf March 25, 2021
Get the pornmug. No wonder Dad had two abortions back in the day. A responsible drinker, at never more than a couple of beers per day, with all the pranks pulled on him from every direction, man-made problems that could have easily been solved via a SmartPhone with data, let alone yer basic flip or slider, it's not that big a surprise he reached the level of resorting to heavy porn.
by tripleFfactoryWerkor July 8, 2020
Get the heavy pornmug. A man in a 5,000 dollar 3 piece suit in an executive suite pleasuring himself with a roll of 100 dollar Bill's. Often to classical music and expensive alcoholic spirits.
Television censors had a hard time telling the difference between the new Rolex advertisement and white collar porn.
by Starskipper November 1, 2018
Get the White collar pornmug. by stresspacito October 14, 2018
Get the choke pornmug. Unnatural mating calls via cell phone
For example. When somebody yells out Patricks LEEDLE and the opposite sex responds with LEEDLELEE even louder
For example. When somebody yells out Patricks LEEDLE and the opposite sex responds with LEEDLELEE even louder
by Starchary January 29, 2018
Get the noise pornmug. A TV or film genre depicting someone with outmatched skills in a certain area, with which he defeats all the bad guy or solves all the problems.
by GrummbleDaddy February 18, 2024
Get the proficiency pornmug. Were your mummy and daddy love each other very much SO YOUR DAD STICKS HIS 2 inch penis inside your slutty mother to make money from a video 🍆💦🍑🌮
Child: how was I made
Mum: me and your dad were making porn and his condom was to big for his 2 inch penis so we just went bareback and then you were made
Mum: me and your dad were making porn and his condom was to big for his 2 inch penis so we just went bareback and then you were made
by Bobster0000000 August 31, 2019
Get the Pornmug.