poop chuter

Where the poop shoots so hard out of your bum hole that it bounces off the toilet and back into the air back INTO your bum hole. this is serious shit.

i was going to the bathroom and my turd turned into a poop chuter. it was very uncomfortable

by aliceinhookerland November 6, 2010

poop pudding

Poop pudding is the same as power pudding... a combination equal parts of bran, applesauce, & raisins or prunes &/or prune juice warmed & given a small portions to relieve constipation

After a week of gas & bloating butt no stool, poop pudding saved the day.

by ekcjt November 18, 2015

poop whacker

n. someone who is completely worthless and stupid; loser

"Stop being such a poop whacker and leave me along before i beat your ass"

by ssdafanie April 21, 2004

Giggle Poop

poop that, while coming out of your ass, makes a frothy giggling sound much like a schoolgirl

I was having a party on the porcelain throne because i had giggle poop!

by Fadrian April 27, 2007

Uber poop

An expression for especially dank weed, smelling of a poopy essence.

While we were chillin in amsterdam, Joelon and I smoked some uber poop, we got higher than a 757.

by j_hoff_4 March 13, 2010

poop it & scoop it

A request of the strongest kind to finish the job and move on.

A severe admonition to act with alacrity.

"You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now, poop it & scoop it!!"

by jon barleycorn July 20, 2006

poop circle

The steps a dog makes when looking for the perfect poop spot. Usually starting with a circle slightly larger than its own body size, a dog will circle 'round and 'round finally just keeping his front feet planted and hopping with his back.

Observer #1: Is Fido taking care of his business yet?

Observer #2: He's just finishing up his poop circle. He'll probably bark to be let in in the next 2 minutes."

by calicoblonde August 7, 2009