spicy shit

When your asshole nearly lights on fire while taking a dump the day after you make the wonderful decision of eating too many hot wings. The punishment is like no other.

"Hey Erica, want to go to wing night?" "Sure John sounds good." Being the tough guy I think I am I say "Im going to get 32 blazin ones." A day later....."holy fire in my ass that was a spicy shit I'm never doing that again"

by ButRichard September 13, 2013

Chill As Shit

Someone who is insanely chill or cool to be around. Usually the type of person you would want to smoke with.

Person 1: Hey man you wanna hang with Seth?

Person 2: Yeh dude he's chill as shit!

by Quicksliver October 18, 2008

oh shit

A statement used by manufacturers of flight data recorders ("black boxes") to alert pilots that there is 1/2 of a second of recording space remaining.

"Oh shit" was the last transmission heard on the black box.

by zabazuve-ha December 18, 2007

Stir shit

The act of saying things about other people that could have heavy implications if they were true, but which however you can't prove

Boris to Francesca: Hey fran you spent a very long time in the meeting with jeremy today. What were you doing in the room
Francesca to Boris: Shut up Boris don't stir shit, you know i have a bf

by Marakesh October 3, 2006

dipped in shit

An exclamation of disbelief or surprise. Sometimes expressed as "I'll be dipped in shit and covered with feathers".

After hearing that his aunt had left home to join a biker gang, he said, "Well, I'll be dipped in shit!"

by Libertine October 3, 2005

Taco Shit

(n.) The delicious contents of a taco that fall out of it when you take a bite.
Is usually eaten afterwards with a fork (or by hand, either way)

I thought I was completely original creating "Taco shit" until I saw it already on UD.

Ah well

Mike: "Yo man you gonna eat that taco shit?"
Doug: "YES! It's the only SHIT I would eat!"

by ScreaminIdiot February 19, 2009

shit lit

Literature of any sort suitable for reading when on toilet

Couldn't find any good shit lit so I ended up reading the back of a shampoo bottle.

by mostlybored March 8, 2004