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Birthday Blowjob
In the US it is customary for a woman to discontinue the practice of fellatio upon wedlock. The birthday blowjob is the exception to the rule and the only real legitimate source of head a married man is entitled to.
Guess what today is? I'll answer for you since your mouth is full... that's right it's MY BIRTHDAY BLOWJOB DAY!!!!
Birthday Blowjob by ThePooch November 27, 2011
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Your partner gives you a blowjob while massaging your prostate with her finger. The technique prolongs and enhances the intensity of orgasm because the prostate is a pretty good male equivalent to the G spot.
Andrea has a thing about about arse-holes. Whenever she gave me head she slipped a finger up me as well. She reckoned it was a dirty blowjob or nothing so who was I to argue.
dirty blowjob by growlers April 13, 2010
Blowing Dust
The state in which a male has ejaculated so many times in one day that it is no longer possible to do so anymore.
Jimmy, after sleeping with his seventh prostitute that evening, felt it unnecessary to wear condoms for the next two due to the fact that he was blowing dust.
Blowing Dust by BackintheSkillet January 5, 2010
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blowjob fart by Davecorpx January 5, 2016
Blowjob Paradox
Telling your date that you have to get going and they become so insecure they insist you come in and you end up getting a blowjob .
I told her I had to get up early for a meeting but she wouldn’t let me leave and I ended up getting the best blow job ever. That never happens I must’ve ended up in a blowjob paradox .
Blowjob Paradox by MIKErophoneLA August 9, 2018