A Beer

Yeah, dawg totally. We can talk it out over a an ice-cold Bud Platinum. The BEST and ONLY beer refreshing enough for genocidal nanobot vampires who have been unfairly maligned by the entirety of society. You blamed a very specific type of man for all of the world's ills and... You're right! I'll murder you all!

Hym "Yeah, let's grab a beer. Looks like my 10ft green goblin soldier have made it from Argentina to whereever that new one just happened so I should be getting this nanobot Alucard body pretty soon here... I don't know if I'll be able to drink afterwards... You know what, it's fine I'll just simulate drunkenness. It's fine."

by Hym Iam January 5, 2024

calgarian beer

a beer crafted & brewed at a local brewery in Calgary, Alberta.

Tonight I had my first Calgarian beer from my beer swap from Thomas who lives in Alberta.

by CraftBeerGirl January 5, 2024

pants beer

when someone pours beer on their junk for no apparent reason

“let’s have a beer”
“no let’s have a pants beer”

* pours beer on their junk*

by maya with the papayas December 9, 2023

Tender Beer

A Tender Beer is when your dick is very soft and you are pissing your mind out from beer.

Accidently pissed myself from drinking last night. Ripped a Tender Beer.

by funnymanbro February 10, 2024

trial beer

The term someone uses to take small samples of beer, normally half pints or less, to avoid actually drinking - either because they can't or wont for whatever reason.

JJ: "What are you drinking?"
Barry: "I think I'll have a trial beer of the Honey Strawberry Sugar Blast first then trial the Organic Orange Sunrise next"

by bananasandbeer March 8, 2024

Shower beer

Take that harper

Harper’s shower beer

by Hcbkifcc March 9, 2024

weird beer

The can (or bottle) of beer that is left in your fridge for weeks/months/years and almost certainly is of a unique flavor that is only suitable to a particular palate. Many times weird beer is brought to another social occasion (since you are too cheap to go out and buy a new six-pack that you know others will enjoy) and it will then be passed on to another for the beer to sit all alone in their fridge.

(Bob - looking in Tony’s fridge) — Hey Tony, is see some nice flavors in here. You are really into Pils and IPAs these days, but what the hell is this Pumpkin-Chili-Porter?! (Tony - Responding to Bob) — Yeah, Travis brought that over (freaking cheapskate) it was from that Halloween party he had last year. (Bob - responding to Tony) - I ain’t touching that weird beer…

by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe March 14, 2024