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baby toke

a small or unsufficient amount of marijuana
man, thats nothin but a baby toke!
by macks all October 28, 2007
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marzipan babies

Miniature infants made of marzipan (sweetened almond paste)
The marzipan babies were very cute and delicious.
by Brian ONeill May 14, 2008
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baby buff

"What's wrong baby buff?"

"Look at all dem baby buffs in the club right now."

"What to choose, what to choose, a baby girl or a baby buff? What you think, fellas?"
by Galbert-Kun March 25, 2009
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Baby Pocket

A vagina, obviously. Can be used in many situations especially when a teacher is around and you need to use code. Also there is a handmotion that goes along with it that is characterized by cupping both hands together and folding and unfolding them on the hinge of the outer edge of your hands. This should resemble a vagina. This handmotion can be used to replace the popular "awkward turtle" handmotion but mostly is used in context of sexual innuendo. Synonyms include: stickbag, chamber of secrets, and the ever popular "danger zone"
"That was such an awkward baby pocket moment."

"My baby pocket itches"

"Reindeer baby pocket!"
by Miss Havisham 2.0 January 15, 2009
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Baby Klaus

A Baby Klaus is typically a 30-40 year old virign male who is abusive to women yet still is a White Knight to them.

These are typically found online, especially in Toxic game communities.

Typically lives alone, and any relationships they have are extremely short and end badly.

Usually relies on family to assist them with laundry or car rides and never takes care of themselves.

Example:

That one guy always online World of Warcraft who one shots you as a DK
Guy1: Haha! You’re just mad cuz you bad! You don’t have dragon hide armor or even one million experience hahahaha

Guy2: Quit being a Baby Klaus

——

Guy1: Why would you throw the game in like that dude?
Guy2: Because you can’t play a support role you autistic liberal, you threw the game when you selected that character hahaha

Guy1: What? I was doing my role?
Guy2: *Repeatily using words that would clearly end in a mute*

-Next Day-

Guy2: WHAT I WAS MUTED? HOW DARE THEY I WAS ONLY DOING MY JOB *ReeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!*

Guy in Discord: .... That’s because you’re a Baby Klaus.
by ThatOneChickLmaO November 10, 2018
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Baby shark

Baby shark dodododo
by BABYDODODO October 8, 2018
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Baby K

Poop squarehouse diarrhea
The term is used to describe that moment when you suddenly need to poop so bad you don't know if you can make it to the toilet.
Usually after stating it you run for your life.
It comes from an italian song "da zero a cento" of singer baby k.
"Da zero a cento" means "from 0 to 100 in no time"

Guy1:"Oh shit man i have a baby k!"
Guy2:"Run boy,run!"
by Kolima November 13, 2019
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