Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.
Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.
Have you had your man apple today?
People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.
Have you had your man apple today?
People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.
I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025
Get the Man Applesmug. Appling (verb)
/ˈap-lɪŋ/
The act of giving dap (handshake, fist bump, or greeting) to someone in the hood who noticeably smells like apples, often due to cologne, body spray, or natural fragrance.
Synonyms: Apple dap, fruity salute, orchard acknowledgment
/ˈap-lɪŋ/
The act of giving dap (handshake, fist bump, or greeting) to someone in the hood who noticeably smells like apples, often due to cologne, body spray, or natural fragrance.
Synonyms: Apple dap, fruity salute, orchard acknowledgment
"Yo, I seen Marcus earlier — had the whole block smellin' like apple cinnamon, had to hit him with the appling real quick."
by Appling Man March 5, 2025
Get the applemug. A tech brand that is run by greedy fucks and overprices everything they sell, for no fucking reason. Their phones, imacs, or anything they have can break easly, and its takes 99999 months to repair.
"Please guys subscibe to our streaming service Apple Plus!!!!! Its only 8000$/month!!!1!1"
"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"
"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"
by Moonlight Densetsu April 1, 2024
Get the Applemug. Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.
Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.
Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.
by Malibu Stacy's New Hat November 24, 2018
Get the Apple Grommetsmug. Teacher: You failed this assignment
Student: Apple Sauce and Vinegar
Teacher: wtf this kids insane omg EVERYONE LOOK AT DOMINIC
Student: Apple Sauce and Vinegar
Teacher: wtf this kids insane omg EVERYONE LOOK AT DOMINIC
by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018
Get the Apple Sauce and Vinegarmug. The American Apple Snatch is when you insert red white and blue glitter and an apple into your foreskin, then you stroke yourself until ejaculation. However, before ejaculation you snatch the apple out of your urethra and watch as the glitter flies out.
by Baatar March 17, 2024
Get the American Apple Snatchmug. by anonymous February 18, 2021
Get the Don’t worry, it’s apple juice...mug.