how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

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Fiona Apple

god

fiona apple is god

by anonymous March 31, 2024

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Apple

A tech brand that is run by greedy fucks and overprices everything they sell, for no fucking reason. Their phones, imacs, or anything they have can break easly, and its takes 99999 months to repair.

"Please guys subscibe to our streaming service Apple Plus!!!!! Its only 8000$/month!!!1!1"

"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"

by Moonlight Densetsu April 1, 2024

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Apple sus

Something you say when you don't know what to say

When you don't know how to say "Apple sauce"

Apple sus

by colynoly July 6, 2022

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appling

the act of managing or running Apple Inc.

"We'd be so much better at appling than Tim Cook."

by thateuphokid July 6, 2022

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Smoll Apple

An average teenager who draws Changed art and Oc, and does not like Nsfw. On twitter he has an average of 315 followers, and has weird obsession with apple's.

Also like to be called he/him pronouns.

Smoll Apple: welp time to draw i guess.

Smoll Apple: yummy apple's. Love it or not apple's keeps the doctor away.

by Smoll Apple July 7, 2022

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