5:49

kiss your gf/bf

hey its 5:49 go kiss your girlfriend

by michaelje13 September 10, 2023

5

The amount of fucks I have left for this bullshit

Bro: Dude, I've only got 5 left
Dude: Of what?
Bro: Shut the fuck up

by Please... shut the fuck up February 23, 2021

November 5

Get your jewish friend to give you head

Only if they have brown hair and though

It’s November 5 get it

by Gamer boy 56789 November 4, 2021

5 stars

References the wanted system in GTA V. Used when someone says something mad sus.

Dude 1: "lemme hit that"
Dude 2: "That's a freshman bro? 5 stars"

by GTAVI December 13, 2023

5 Minutes Into Sunday

Verb/Noun;

You just dropped acid a hour and a half ago and you’re peaking. It’s 12:05 AM and you’re feeling at ur best. You’re 5 minutes into sunday.

“mann i feel 5 minutes into sunday rn..”

by Konqueso May 29, 2021

.5

To describe someone composed of DNA made from two parents of varyingly different composition/being mixed.

Badboi: Are you .5 because you are Drunk
or are you Drunk because you are.5?
Drunk: Nah I'd Mix.

by TheAlcoholicBartender July 2, 2024

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+[{]]}\|;:'",<.>/?

A state of boredom so ungodly that one types all of the keys that have a shift alternative with the original key first, then the shift key next, in a left-to-right fashion. If you see this, please get back to your assignment.

I typed `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}\|;:'",<.>/? today because I was so bored that I had the immediate urge to type in whatever this is.

by keyboard combos January 20, 2023