A game that a tweaker couple plays in their home. The bitch hides the keys in furniture, clothes, books, holes in the wall, or in inconspicuous places throughout the room. Then when she leaves for her errands, the guy gets up from his sleep and looks for the keys in the room.

Aj- "Miss April and I played the Keys Game yesterday. Before she left she hid all these bags for me."

Me- "..."

Aj- "Isn't she wonderful? Do you see why I love this woman?"

Keys Game by umbreonxxx March 6, 2020

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Pre-Game Purgatory

When you pre-game to go to the bars, but everyone gets so intoxicated at the pre-game you can’t get everyone out the door.

“Were the bars busy last night?”

“I don’t know man, I got stuck in pre-game purgatory when I went to Chad’s.”

Pre-Game Purgatory by JBeez__ April 14, 2020

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Reality/game show moron

Someone who cant watch a movie without thinking people in real life are like the characters in a movie they watched, whether it be Step Brothers or Titanic.

The reality/game show moron never distinguished between life and movies/TV, which is why he/she was always trying to get on TV around like minded people.

Reality/game show moron by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020

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Reality/game show moron

Someone who doesnt get it if theres not a score, statistics, scientific terms to describe it, or money to be made off it, and thinks it's a joke.

You couldn't explain it to the reality/game show moron, you had to show him/her.

Reality/game show moron by Solid Mantis August 12, 2020

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