fat bat

Taken from the Television Show "Crank Yankers"; slang for the male genitalia; also see schlong, wang, cock

-"Man, I'm goin to prison, you gotta teach me how to kill"
-"Sir, I don't teach people how to kill"
-"You don't understand, you won't be gettin' a fat bat in the ass"

fat bat by Dougie Fresh December 14, 2004

fat man 

A guy who could be called a BHM, if he's cute enough. What every FFA wants to hook up with.

"I guess he's not bad-looking for a fat man."
"I'd say he's not bad-looking for an *anything!*"

fat man by Qit May 8, 2005

fat lace

Fat laces are like regular laces, but a lot wider. They are most commonly used in combination with skateshoes, although they are also used in shoes that are not skate-specific but worn alot by skaters, like Converse Allstars. Fat laces are seldomly tied, most of the time they are just tucked away in the shoe.
Fat laces often have bright colours and colours that are contrasting with the shoe they are in. Left and right don't have to be of the same colour, too.

"Check out my new pink fat laces!"
"Dude, they are awesome! They must be an inch wide."

fat lace by Magic Missile March 14, 2006

Fat Lip 

A term referring to punching a women in the vaginal area. From the impact, the lips of the vagina swell up creating a "Fat Lip"

"Don't talk back to me like that or ill give you a Fat Lip"

"I pounded her so hard last night she got a Fat Lip"

Fat Lip by A creator of funny terms February 24, 2012

Fat Damon

an insult towards fat people. the humor of the term gets its punch because it rhymes with actor Matt Damon.

Doug: Carrie! You ARE abusive towards me! You make fun of my weight all the time!

Carrie: I do not!

Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!

Fat Damon by Chris Norton February 24, 2009

Fat Benatar

An extra large woman who dresses like Pat Benatar

Hey, Did you see that rad headband Fat Benatar was wearing

Fat Benatar by sid4578 February 23, 2008

fat ass

1)Somebody with a fat ass
2)Someone who tries to be a fat bitch

;Scouter Andrew that cunt ass cock sucker who keeps trying to kick me out of scoutes (hes a fat ass)

fat ass by Lucylady210 November 29, 2006