banana bong 

a playful jab at a tool used to smoke cannabis, aka weed, kush, grass, etc. Used by omnivores/normal people to make fun of pothead vegans and hippies. Used most commonly on the West Coast, where the majority of states are cannabis-legal. Also a player in ToS, if you ever get to meet him.

Dude, that's a noice banana bong. Do you smoke kush in it, or a salad?

banana bong by SmokeMidEveryDay July 22, 2017

Banana 

God you fucking idiots, since a banana is shaped like a dick... you know what i mean.

Why do girls have melons and guys have bananas?

Banana by real defined baby July 29, 2017

banana mashed potato 

Same as Mashed Potato Banana.

Like... just look up Mashed Potato Banana

"I'M GOING TO BANANA MASHED POTATO YOUR FACE!"

banana mashed potato by Mashed Potato Bananananananana September 2, 2017

banana bang 

1) to shove a banana up somebody's ass
2) to masturbate with a banana (typically a woman of course)

I caught my sister executing the banana bang on herself

banana bang by zuhazana September 4, 2017

BANANA 

THIS MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT BEATS ALL THE OTHER FRUITS THIS YELLOW ASS PUSSY PEELING SHIT WILL MAKE U HORNY AS SHIT AND MAKE YOUR PENIS GROW 5 INCHES SO EAT A MOTHERFUCKING BANANA

1.Some guy: how can i make my dick bigger?
2.Guy with big cock:EAT A MOTHERFUCKING BANANA BOY AND YO DICK WILL GET BIG

BANANA by BIG POOPY BUTTHOLE October 14, 2017

Banana Republicanization 

The transformation of previously diverse, interesting and cool urban areas into packaged and contrived suburban sameness, one cloned pseudo-trendy chic boutique and café at a time.

Listening to Parker and Logan only poured salt in my wounds at how Banana Republicanization has completely ruined San Francisco.
Parker: Let’s Uber to a café on Valencia Street for an organic-pour-over-single-source-fair-market-turmeric-agave coffee.
Logan: Which fauxhemian café? The one at the corner of 11th? 12th? 13th? 14th? 15th? 16th…?
Parker: That new one, Clones. Besides, I need product for my beard and some vinyl from next door at Posers. You know, the place with the tastefully arranged retro dusty junk from dad’s garage.
Logan: Perfect! Isn’t it great, living in the City? I’m so glad we don’t live in a superficial, contrived place like LA.

Parker: I know, let’s wear our matching custard brown jeans, $300 sneakerboots, and black start-up t-shirts.

Posesterfauxhemianclonepseudohemian clueless

Banana Republicanization by The Original Tankboy October 13, 2017

banana sublimation 

When a banana goes from green to brown without every becoming yellow

Banana sublimation has occurred. Yesterday they were green and tart. Today they are darker than Pedro.

banana sublimation by Chunky Avacado Man October 22, 2017