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Butt Munch

Someone who wears trousers that hang too tightly around the arse. The trousers are usually so tight, that it appears the the persons butt is actually munching on their trousers. It is not a pretty sight.

Related illnesses: Ankle Swingers, which often accompanies Butt Munching, or the type of person who it prone to Butt Munching.
"Oh my god, see that guys trousers!"
"Euw, Butt Munch"
"Those cheeks are going to start talking to us in a moment!"
by lolbeans May 17, 2008
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butt sniffing

The Smelling of an ass
Stop butt sniffing people, man!
by ERIC October 18, 2003
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Butt hurt

The act of being upset over a very menial situation such as not being invited somewhere or having information withheld from you unintentionally. One whom becomes butt hurt easily also is great at verbal accusations in lieu of physical altercations.
Josh: Dude... no invite. COOL!
Brandon: Boohoo
Chris: Ya'll get butt hurt too much. Here's some ice for your bruised ego.
Kyle: I need a hooch.
by BarnacleBill February 14, 2010
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wet butt

n. - a medical condition consiting of poop remnants mixing with sweaty discharge

characterized by: moistness between the butt cheeks

symptoms include: tire tracks in underwear paired with easily noticed offensive odor

common names include: soup ass, stink butt, swamp ass, crotch rot, and monkey butt
Darn, after running that mile, I had a mean case of wet butt.
by mike February 22, 2004
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Butt nuggetry

An instance in time where there occurs a collission of both insanity and reality and sometimes things too.
Why Jonathan this mess is absolute buttnuggetry.

I will not stand for such buttnuggetry.
by Douglas T. Nelson March 28, 2005
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gig butt

When a rash develops around the anus as a result of profuse sweating caused by playing a gig. This condition generally effects drummers due to the friction and sweat buildup around the anus in conjunction with performance. Diagnosis can be determined by evaluating symptoms such as, redness, swelling, itchiness, and severe stench that tends to remain long after showering.
"Did you hear? After the gig Friday night Steve got a really bad case of gig butt. He was caught with his pants down scratching his ass in the dressing room. His roomates say the smell is so bad that they are going to ask him to move out if he keeps playing the drums. I am so glad that you never slept with him. Gross. If he keeps it up pretty soon he will get a nasty case of Swamp Ass."
by LoverGurl July 7, 2007
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butt chug

verb: to shove a tube in your butt and chug beer or any other drink in an effort to get attetion
Joe: Dude i wanna do a butt chug
Bob: Did you just say you wanted to butt chug?
Joe: Ya man you should do it with me!
by naruto90121 April 2, 2010
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