American Gasp

That deep breath, after already overeating, so you can stuff more food into your pie hole.

“I don’t know Jim, after that American Gasp, was able to eat 4 more tacos.”

by Wheeze_Central January 16, 2022

London American City College

(noun)
A multi-branch private “educational” setup in the UAE — with locations in Sharjah (x2), Dubai, and Fujairah — specializing in the fine art of turning office space into global academia.

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Top Definition

A place where ambition meets ambiguity.
Marketed as an international college, it offers degrees through “partner institutions” based on the student’s payment plan:

Basic: London American University

Mid-range: College de Paris

Premium: Madonna University (USA)

These affiliations are emphasized loudly. The fact that it’s not recognized by the UAE Ministry of Education? Whispered, if at all.

Often operates out of standard business buildings — not campuses — with rapidly changing staff, two-tone branding (college/institute), and accreditations that impress only until Googled.

Popular among students who value a foreign-sounding degree over legal clarity, and among parents who prefer glossy brochures over boring things like “licensing.”

“My uncle enrolled me in London American City College because he saw the word ‘American.’ Now I study on the second floor of an office building, and my degree depends on how much he paid.”

by PaulsonMathewChunkapura July 17, 2025

American Greeting

When there is another shooting in the US.

Did you hear about the latest US school shooting?
Ah yes the old American Greeting!

by Bewmdogg May 7, 2021

all american chicken

a game that has plastic eggs and toys that may seem cheap but are worth the $0.50

“My goal in life is to empty all of the ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN games.”
“The ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN is god.”

“Kiss my ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN ring.”

by Jobobahan July 11, 2018

American Curl

A regent twist on a classic pet

Person A: What’s an American curl?
Person B: A regular cat but with cool ears

by meevin December 20, 2021

American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto April 24, 2018

American Doody

When you're at the office, and choose to go the good ol' #2ski on the clock because the company should pay you more, so you make money while you poo.

Example:
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."

by RoseColoredChaos November 14, 2022