Jake allison

A fat, bigfoot looking chode who has tits the size of watermelons

Me: Hey Jake why are your only friends underclassmen?
Jake Allison: Well because I have Moobs.

by The Steel Beam March 25, 2019

Jake Coles

So sexy and has very sweaty hands. he picks his nose . and he has a very massive penis compared to the average man. also he is only attracted to women who have mental issues and want to harm themselves. he walks under signs and walks over 3 drains so his luck is so shit i reckon he will never get lucky in his life with a women

oh look its Jake Coles he is so annoying

by jake coles biggest fan June 19, 2023

Jake pault

The cult that worships our lord and savior jake holy Paul. Logan has been shunned

You must show your dedication to the jake pault . 👏Jake Paul

by Eh not important May 06, 2018

Jake Gyllenhaal

He is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust him, he is a fugly slut.

Taylor Swift: But the punchline goes, “I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age.”

Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.

by Swiftie88 November 23, 2021

jake iminson

Jake Iminson is clever, cute, funny and smart. When he smiles you can’t help but smile back.

i Wish jake Iminson would ask me out!

by Orangerabbit77 April 09, 2019

Jake and Evie

Jake and Evie will get together on the 18th day of a month and will never leave eachothers side. Jake knows that he can be an idiot at times but he knows Evie will always be there to give him a slap

Jake and Evie are soulmates

by smexc person 12 November 22, 2021

smelly jake

Dirty privates, uncleansed genitals.

Man, that dude has a smelly jake.
Wow she needs to do something about that smelly Jake.

Clean your act up, including that smelly Jake.
Your pot stinks worse than a smelly Jake.

by JD smell February 27, 2023