white meat 

fascia- a dense fibrous connective tissue that encapsulates soft tissue. It it essentially devoid of vasculature and this contributes to its white appearance. The term is frequently used by Black Americans in the Southeastern US.

He got his head split to the white meat!

white meat by Rhyson June 3, 2009

big meat

a big penis
or
a big piece of meat

"hey baby, dump that faggot! i gots that big meat"
at johns babeque he grilled up some big meat

big meat by EZ MUNY October 28, 2006

Sweater Meat

Term used to describe the female breasts under a form fitting sweater, preferably a tight turtleneck made of cashmere or merino wool.

Did you see Keri today? She's prancing around the office showing real nice sweater meat in a tight red turtleneck.

Sweater Meat by Cab Callaway January 27, 2006

3 Meat Treat 

(n.) A sexual encounter involving 3 penises and, most likely, 1 vagina.

(n.) A terribly-named Little Caesar's pizza.

Girl 1: What happened last night?
Girl 2: Oh, it was vicious. The boys gathered 'round and gave Sarah a 3 meat treat to snack on.

3 Meat Treat by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

slick meat 

Any processed meat product that has a shinny outer surface. Typically used in describing meats that have been formed or shaped and it origins can not be identified with out the package label.

Bologna and hot dogs are the most common slick meats.

slick meat by Brian Hagmeier May 21, 2008

lubed up meat piston 

Noun. Term for penis. Usually used to imply an imposing girth.

You let Todd put that lubed up meat piston in you? Shit!

lubed up meat piston by Hrontajkpa December 18, 2009

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. by JewishCock August 21, 2021