by Ownedkitten January 31, 2017
When your in subway, ask for a Boner Sub. A boner sub is a hard dick inside toasty buns. That's why it's my favorite thing to get topped with Mayo.
I can't wait to get my favorite boner sub from subway so I can take it home for delicious and messy results. Boner subs are the best!
by Happy 2.0.1.4 January 09, 2017
An invisible and untouchable type of oil that covers your pickle in the morning. You can't feel it but it's there.
A: Dude I felt my Boner Oil dripping down my pickle this morning when I woke up.
B: That's impossible!
B: That's impossible!
by Michael Hyperwebster April 05, 2025
The way you said the phrase ass to ass gave me the most epic chest boners. I almost ripped my shirt.
by nipplelinguist June 27, 2022
two things happening at once, getting two of something, etc
can be used in many word classifications (verb, noun, etc)
can be used in many word classifications (verb, noun, etc)
Example 1:
*Person A: Just sank two pool balls
Person A: Yo that's a two boner!
Person B: Hell yeah dawg, you just two bonered me!
*Person A: Just sank two pool balls
Person A: Yo that's a two boner!
Person B: Hell yeah dawg, you just two bonered me!
by peachprincepop11 July 28, 2024
A hardcore variation of the game Jenga where you aren't allowed to use your hands to touch the blocks, nor can you use your hands to manipulate other things to touch the blocks. Typically the penis is used to push the blocks out, but you could also use your mouth/tongue as well(not advised).
by AnelBead June 03, 2024
A term meant to be used with the movie "The Avengers", a costume boner refers to any point in the movie where Loki's long-horned helmet and cape suddenly appear. This usually happens when he is exerting some type of power, such as when he instructs an entire crowd of people to bow to him and they obey. Much like a penis might become erect when the average male gets excited, Loki's costume tends to appear in similar events.
by Masked-Guardian February 12, 2013