by Elias Brunner July 13, 2018
Person 1: did you hear about David Lopez
Person 2: He's right next to us, isn't he?
David Lopez: u better hang up that computer call
Person 2: He's right next to us, isn't he?
David Lopez: u better hang up that computer call
by Papi travis the first November 13, 2023
this man has the biggest, thickest,hardest dick you could find on a man. he makes females cream there panties just by looking at them
by Antoine, M June 01, 2019
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by definerlolz November 24, 2013
The sexiest man on the planet has a huge cock and is really fuckin hilarious. He is a leader and a con artist is really smart and knows his way around getting in trouble
by Astroman2526 October 28, 2011
One of the most intelligent people you will ever know. Street and book smart. Extremely funny, but only for people who actually like humor. Pretty old school when it comes to respect, but that’s the best kind of respect. He may be respectful and is the kind of guy who helps an old lady walk the street, but he’s also the kind of guy who will throw you across the room if you piss him off. If you ever meet a David Caldwell, you won’t ever forget him. He may become your best friend or he might think you’re retarded and annoying. But if you get the chance to become his best friend, you’re one of the luckiest!
Yo, that David Caldwell is cool! Idk if I want to ask him about history or ask him advice on going to pound town?
by 999merie March 09, 2021