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On The Track Team 

Meaning willing to have sex with you and your friends (Not at the same time) Mostly likely the quiet cute innocent girl who doesnt talk to alot of people.
EX. 1
Jeff: Me and Stephanie are banging tonight!

Rob: Oh shit, Is she on the track team?

EX. 2
Kyle: Megan smashed like 3 guys on the football team last week.

Mark: Yea, she joined the track team like 3 weeks ago.
On The Track Team by Kidd Marc October 13, 2011
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Put the Taco Meat on her Butt

A very obscure way of saying one would engage in intercourse with a female they have no respect for. "Taco Meat" is in reference to man-meat entering the unknowing female's pink taco.
Rusty: That cashier is cute.

Remington: Meh. She's okay.

Rusty: I'd put the taco meat on her butt.

Remington: She'll probably let you. She looks like a pin cushion for dicks.

sinking the titanic 

When a fat man loses a lot of weight and no longer sees the tip of the iceberg, but the entirety of it. (The iceberg being the penis in this case)
Soon after the male engages into sexual intercourse and plows a female's vagina vigorously until her hull explodes from the impact.

A common sexual position between a newly slimmed down fat man and a ready and willing female ready to release her fluids from the raw impact of the iceberg.

Penetrating her with the iceberg coincides with the iceberg penetrating the hull of the Titanic which is why this sexual position is called "Sinking the Titanic"
"Hey Paul, how was it losing all that weight?"

"Great, I was sinking the titanic with my girlfriend last night.

Stuffing the Turkey 

Stuffing the Turkey is an act in which someone scoops mashed potatoes in their hand and inserts the hand in a vagina. It could also be inserted into anus and thats stuffing the Turkey with Gravy.
Carlton: Hey what are you doing with Vanessa tonight
Marco: Im Stuffing the Turkey
Carlton: thats cool

toast of the town syndrome 

Ultra-rare occurence of being exceedingly charming, while at the same time being blindingly drunk. Gives sufferers the ability to get away with behavior that would otherwise be considered socially retarded.
Those three hot drunk guys must have toast of the town syndrome.
toast of the town syndrome by TC October 1, 2003

Researching on the Thing

Masturbation; more specifically masturbating while looking at pornographic materials on a computer.
Kevin: Hey Bean, come on we're gonna be late!
Bean: Hold on a minute, I'm researching on the thing.
Kevin: Dude... gross. Almost as gross as a man wearing a thumb ring.

took one for the team.

Many definitions, but for women it usually means flirting all night with an unattractive/lame guy you are not AT ALL interested in so him and his group of friends can:

A) Get you AND your girlfriends in club/lounge/event for free or pay for you all.
B) Get you AND your girlfriends into VIP.

C) Supply drinks all night for you AND your girlfriends.

Yes you end up annoyed all night and the guy acts as a major c*ck-block and you'll have to comprise a way to artfully dismiss him at the night's end, but at least you're tipsy and you're friends will thank you later because they are having a blast.

PAYING IT FORWARD.
Last night was so much fun! So glad Rachel took one for the team by entertaining that fugly dude at the VMA after party. Who knew he was bffls with Kanye?

take one for the team A.K.A.:
Took one for the team.

Taking one for the team.

Taking it for the team.

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