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69er shits

The 69er shits, is a six second shit and 9 minutes to wipe cause your asshole keeps puckering up.
I was out drinking all night, and now I have the 69er shits
by NDR Lundgrin December 25, 2007
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Bitch Shit

1. Used to describe the actions of another, pertaining to what is commonly associated with being a bitch.

2. Actions or words that would place a person in a state of irritability.

3. Actions taken, or words spoken against another in an attempt to vindicate being a bitch.

4. Of or pertaining to bullshit.
IE. (A = Bitch, B = Victim of Bitch Shit)

1)
A: "Why didn't you call me back last night?"

B: "I was busy."

A: "You are always to busy for me!"

B: "Don't call me with that BITCH SHIT!"

2)

A: "You're late!"

B: "But, I called to let you know I had

an emergency."

A: "Well, don't let it happen again!"

B: "Why do I put up with this BITCH SHIT?"

3)
A: "I can't stand you! I'm going to slash your tires

and bust your headlights!"

B: "You better keep away from me with that BITCH

SHIT!"
by Motley_Blu October 22, 2011
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stupid as shit

something that is slow or worthless, or someone who is slow or makes horrible decisions. derived from the zero intelligence intrinsic of fecal matter.
by wb October 29, 2001
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shit and giggles

To do something without real or any serious intent to bullshit.
I'm only kicking it with Stacy for her car when mine get out of the shop im gonna leave here alone im just talking shit and giggles til then.
by raingree January 10, 2008
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Shit a Chicken

This can be fear related, but usually to do with anger.
If someone found out something and they got really angry over it, they would be said to have "Shat a chicken".
"Smiff, your parents will shit a chicken if they find out we're doing drugs."
by Danilius January 13, 2008
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shit flap

a pretty self explanitary and bizarre word i heard on david firth's fat-pie.com this guy is a genius
by rob April 26, 2005
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hammered shit

1. A mind, physical, or combination of both, state that is the result of over indulging and lack of sleep during a night out. 2. A state that may occur when violently ill, possibly because of definition 1., or a legitimate illness. 3. A state that may occur after the “shit hammered” stage (see shit hammered).

A person who finds themselves in this state should under no circumstances operate heavy machinery, vehicles of any type, firearms, explosives, small children, the elderly, the disabled, business meetings, bathing, feeding one self (chance of ingesting a dodgy doner kebab), bowels movements (chance of soiling one self), dressing, french poodles, a professional kick boxing match, and generally any task that involves coherent thought and/or co-ordination.
After Jason spent all night drinking and spending time in the arms of a promiscuous woman, he realised that he had nothing to look forward to at work accept a day of feeling like hammered shit.
by Jason Foster February 24, 2005
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