Montana Hot Pocket

When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.

My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.

by summiebummie February 24, 2023

pocket thumb

Referring to one penis as a thumb as to say I want to finger you with the old pocket thumb

I still have a little sauce on the old pocket thumb if u want to have a salty snack

by Blueberry starburst March 2, 2023

Pocket person

A person who constantly messages you and wants your attention.

Stacy keeps texting me every moment of every day. I never get any breathing room when I'm away from her. it's like she lives in the phone in my pocket. She's such a pocket person.

by Bacchus Gladstone March 2, 2023

Wolfenbuttel hot pocket

When jagermeister is spat in a girls vagina ,then used as lube for drunk sex

Babe, the lubes finished and im a bit dry down there.
Don't worry hunny I got jager ,we can wolfenbuttel hot pocket
Babe,sweet

by Zertram bopple March 5, 2023

Pocket

Omar moumy a absolute beast who clamps prem ballers

Omar pocketed Jamal

by Scsiwbxiebdh March 10, 2023

Charlotte hot pocket

Just like a Alabama hot pocket, but you have to send a video of the act, to Jonas Wolffechel so that he feels inferior

Darvish: I just did a charlotte hot pocket
Fritz: me too

by Erwien March 18, 2023

Pocket Pussy

Small hands and a big ego, soft and easy stroker.

(S)he couldn’t handle the peoples champ, so we got the pocket pussy on it!

by PussyAmerican March 29, 2023