Hairy Douglas 

The act in which you blow your load (cum, sperm, jizz, etc) in your bitch's face, then shave your pubes all over her, so it looks like she has a beard.

I gave Mary a Hairy Douglas, and when i was through with her she looked like Chewbacca.

Hairy Douglas by Peanut2630 July 7, 2008

hairy pizza 

Hairy - womans private area
Pizza - something wonderful to eat
You do the math.

Hairy pizza should be on every man's menu.

hairy pizza by h, December 8, 2009

Hairy Stabwound 

Another term for a womans vagina which is hairy in the pubic region and generally not a good looking vagina.

"i got with this girl last night,she had the ugliest pussy ever..it was like a hairy stabwound."

"she put her hairy stabwound in my face and i swear i burped and a little sick came up."

Hairy Stabwound by the coza January 18, 2010

Hairy David 

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.

"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".

Hairy David by T-rent October 10, 2014

Hairy Grill 

Another way of saying a chick has a hairy vag

Abby: She said something about my body.
Brian: What did she say about your body?
Abby: That I got a hairy grill. :)

Hairy Grill by thenameisjasastee October 27, 2016

sandshoe hairy muff 

A more interesting way of saying, "Thank you very much". Quite a popular phrase in Queensland, Australia.

"Can I use your toilet?"
"Sure!"
"Sandshoe hairy muff!"

sandshoe hairy muff by nayfie March 13, 2003

Pulling a harny 

When your gonads fall out of a hole in your pants in public.

Did you see Adam pulling a harny when he bent down? Nearly blinded me!

Pulling a harny by estoffido October 16, 2020