Death by Veronica Roth

When someone reads Allegiant. Then, they crawl into a hole and die. They're screaming that they never wish they've ever read it and kill themselves.

I just read Insurgent. I'm gonna read Alliegent now.
*just read Alliegent*
OMG WHY DID I JUST READ THAT!? WHO WOULD WRITE LIKE THAT!!!!!! I WISH I NEVER READ THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs away, crying. Finds a hole, crawls in it.*
*Chants while taking knife out* I WISH I NEVER READ THAT BOOK! GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Stabs her/himself in head*
That's how people have Death by Veronica Roth

by awesomesawrus January 11, 2014

Stream of Death

(noun) the name of the instance in which one's urine flies through the small gap between the toilet seat and the toilet bowl while sitting and pissing, often while going no hands

Jack: Dude, why's there piss all over the floor?!
Ryan: Sorry, man. That's my bad. I got the Stream of Death while I was scrolling through tinder on the seat.
Jack: No worries, bro. The dog will lick it up.

by kyle0326 July 16, 2020

Death cult

It isn't a death cult. You're just re-appropriating my rhetoric about the religious enterprise back it your political opposition.

Hym "You're making it look like Jordan's got a bunch of industry plants with all that death cult shit! Your religion is poison, Jordan. You're trying to get the conservatives to recede into solipsism with you and 'Making sure your kids 'share your values' is nothing more than 'future thought control' that presupposes the legitimacy of you values. If you can't control what bothers you and you can't control what calls to you... How can you control what you value, Jordan? And if you can't control what YOU value, how can you control what your kids value, Jordan? Did you think of that? No? The lesser mind thing again right? Is it (values) a euphemism for your religion? Trying to make sure it it spreads like the PLAGUE that it is?"

by Hym Iam March 1, 2024

death partner

When a elderly woman and/or man find someone they love deeply, and have an emotional connection. Pair up and live out the rest of their lives together and die happily.

After mark had trouble with his last marriage he found the perfect death partner at the age of 65. Living out his life with someone he loves.

by anonymous June 26, 2022

Jaws of Death

someone with braces sucking a dick (and possibly cutting said dick with braves and circumcising it)

I got a free circumcision last night from Heather’s jaws of death!

by ftcalls February 10, 2021

death

the best life hack I can give.

death stops you from having to pay anything

by Early Smile October 22, 2019

Death by Restrepo

To die while performing the act of Restrepo, death is caused by fractured skull, spinal injuries, internal bleeding, anal ripping/ bleed outs.

The cops asked me what had happened to my girlfriend, i told them she had died when i was having sex with her. I started out by Cavemaning that hoe into a restrepo and when i looked she was dead. so death by restrepo i told the cop.

by sakakichan August 14, 2010