Cracked

In a video game where the character has shields and you crack there shields

I just cracked this noob

by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025

Cracking his pepper

When you give yourself a tug in the same manner that you would use a peppermill with the old two hand twist.

Brady went to take a nap but we all knew he was just CRACKING his PEPPER.

by Eye8urbutt May 12, 2024

Crack Wank

Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.

I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me

by Everydayimcrackwanking-shuffle May 24, 2011

Crack Spazz

When a crackhead from the streets of Detroit begins to peak on his solid powder and demand money from you in order to stay on his crack mongering mission.

Damn that crack spazz wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour until I gave gave him a dollar to continue his crack mission.

by King Smidi July 6, 2017

Crack head rob

That guy who walks around with a lawnmower, hes always mowing yards in the summer and your pretty sure he lives in the woods.

"There's crack head rob tell him I need him to do our grass next"

by moneytrees98 February 5, 2019

Ball crack

The crack in between your balls. It is general knowledge that the bigger the ball crack the less attractive the man.

Man: Did you see Ryan's ball crack
Woman: His ball crack isn't even as big as Kade's.

by Siejsnms August 23, 2019

Cracked asf

PAXTON aka literallyfryingpan.

Damn paxton is cracked asf

by Paxton Jenkins February 3, 2021