David

Someone who is tall and attractive and has a big cock. Always respectful and sweet. Ladies always love a David. Cock is usually about 7 inches. EXCELLENT in bed and will always put others before himself.

“Oh wow did you hear abt how good David is in bed?”

by dh_http March 23, 2025

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David

David is very strong. It violated so many physics laws that it was the main evidence for a simulated universe (until Mr. Graneto proved the theory wrong). He once arm-wrestled Zeus with his pinky and only lost because he felt bad for Zeus.

Did you hear David’s planning on arm-wrestling John Winn? It’ll be one for the history books.

by eBucks May 31, 2024

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David

The one who takes all of your gold and purple weapons when you die, because all he has are grey ones.

I died and this guy came up and went full David on all my loot.

by Muhnamesjeff June 3, 2024

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David Cameron

The most chad British PM ever.

Guy 1: Whose your favorite British PM?

Guy 2: David Cameron. Bad bitch is sexy af. Makes me wish I was gay

by Kralja June 4, 2024

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David Monkypants

David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.

If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.

"David Monkypants! What's up!"
"Shut the fuck up little green fn"

by wibbawobba June 7, 2024

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DAVID-19

The illness spread from guys named David that causes them to have a very bad cough, anger issues and to hate guitar players named Eli. May also become terrible pickleball players as a result.

My buddy got DAVID-19. He is absolutely insufferable and won’t stop coughing!

by JimmyMac9 June 7, 2024

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