David

A guy who comes off as a total idiot, but is an absolute mastermind, who is 10 steps ahead of you. His genitalia is so heavy that it weighs him down.

Everyone look, it is David, our nutty father.

by DumpyUndies33 November 22, 2021

David Miller

He is a music boy that is really smart

You got an award for music!? You must be a David Miller!

by IQ:1 September 12, 2022

David

David is let’s just say he is special I mean he thinks with his dick not his head and don’t get me started on his dick when he gets a girl if that’s possible they always think he is transgender because his dick is so small.I will say David is good at golf only because he is good at hitting balls. He is a very gay guy and he just wants to get fucked by men. But he is also and okay guy

David is used in a sentence is when your talking about a dumbass

by Mr truth teller 69 May 20, 2022

Davide

Can’t fry an eggplant.

“This lunch was delicious but sadly they pulled a Davide”

by K11gang November 22, 2021

David

A guy how broke bitches hearts

"He broke my heart,,
"His name probablly is DAVID,,

by Oh hi bitch November 13, 2020

David Tepper

David Tepper doesn't want to win a Super Bowl more than the Carolina Panthers, Jerry Richardson, or the fans of the Carolina Panthers. Anybody that believes that has been mislead. He's just a rich guy from Pittsburgh (with deeper pockets than most people that buy a sports franchise) that bought the team, big fuckin deal.

David Tepper has convinced some fans of the Panthers that he's their kind of guy, the Panther's fan's Panther's fan, but he doesn't give a fuck about what you give a fuck about, he doesn't give a fuck about you. He's always had a financial interest in mind since he bought the team.

by The Original Agahnim January 27, 2022

David Alejandro Esquivel

Deportation. The act of deporting.

Don't make me David Alejandro Esquivel you.

by Jesus and Denise Esquivel June 8, 2018