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Tom

Tom the Taurus is a bit of a puzzle piece that is harder to crack than the DaVinci Code. Just when you think you have him figured out, he unveils a little bit of Jekyll mixed with the mood and agenda for the day. He will always be 10 steps ahead of you, leaving u jumping from one foot to the next while your head is spinning. He may love you, he may not. Don’t try to figure it out because you will know what he wants you to know and everything else is classified
If you ever want to work for Central intelligence, make sure you get the handbook written by Tom.
by Kalinetarget1976 July 1, 2022
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tom johnston sandwich

When two hobos masterbate into a subway wrapper and take turns eating it
Man I’m so hungry I could eat a Tom Johnston sandwich
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Tom

Slutty man. Can be used to describe slutty women who don't behave like most "ladies" hence the word: Tomboy. Tomcats are horny men on the prowl. Derived from Thomas. May have some correlation with "Doubting Thomas" in the Bible.
Tammy Tomato is a tomboy that's always being chased by all the horny tomcats. You didn't think she was just friends with all those guys did you?
by DoubleTurdBurger May 7, 2015
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Tom

Tom is the hottest boy in the world. He has brown fluffy hair and curtain bangs that are flawless 24/7. He smells fresh and irresistible. As he confidently walks with his long tan legs that aren't too hairy, a mesmerizing scent follows him. When he walks into a room, everyone's head turns to see his sparkling cinnamon eyes, his hand running through his soft fluffy hair and experience the scent. He has the best music taste that consists of Travis Scott, XXXTENTACION, Tyler the Creator, Drake, Frank Ocean, and Eminem. His brother also has great music taste and a likeable personality. Tom plays volleyball and is athletic. Overall, Tom is an amazing friend and boyfriend, you should keep him in your life.
"hey are you free today"
"nah, im busy."
"why"

"meeting Tom in his bedroom tonight"
"OooOOooO"
😏🫦💋🥵🌶️🔥🍆
by Tallana Gray April 1, 2024
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Tom Kinsella

Well known Atlanta transplant whom is active on the Gay Club scene. Setting trends and making it ok to come out of the closet for other men.
Tom Kinsella makes it feel ok to like men.
by Clarence10129 June 22, 2018
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tom nook hamburger

the best group chat ever made in history consisting of the great quadtet or whatever u call a group of 4 ava griffin ani and the best for last the awesomest lio. ton nook hamburger is filled with 3 kpop fans who do nothing but be nerds and stupid losers and talk about kpop. then we got the other guy griffin who is just there but is very funny and they make sure to never leave the dude out. ur awesome griffin!
"TOM NOOK HAMBURGER IS SO BUSSIN AND SKIBIDI"
by Poopy2357 August 17, 2024
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Tom Attrill

An absolute unit of a man. He makes millions on the daily and gets crazy amounts of bitches.
by Noah Sleiman October 23, 2023
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