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vagina

An angry pouch that bleeds every month, it is the location of the things birthed, and the dick's girth.
My vagina feels stiff and achy, could be for a few reasons
by smeggyseason14 June 19, 2025
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Clammy Vagina Vibe

Mark Zuckerberg's sister.
As laughter turned to awkward silence, the clammy vagina vibe made it clear who had just walked into the room.
by cassie bc January 1, 2024
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Vagina Trumpet

aka "The lower load blower."

Nicknamed for the male organ signifying its instrument for sex and making music
Dude1: Hey bro did you fuck that band whore we met at the musical ?
Dude2:Bro YES! Her lips were trimboning my vagina trumpet.
Dude1:That sounds classical !
by Dicmaster92 March 17, 2016
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Vagina Pants

Hockey jargon. A game played in the doorway of the locker room. One player (typically a team manager) stands in the doorway while another player, typically an upperclassman, tries to shoot a tapeball past him.
“Hey Fugie, when we get to the rink, let’s play a quick round of vagina pants.”

Mitchell, you’re the worst vagina pants player of all time. You put the vag in vagina pants you silly little ass-breather.”
by Warm Willy August 8, 2022
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vagina for breakfast

It’s such an unalloyed pleasure to have your girlfriend’s vagina for breakfast!
by Scimitar May 25, 2022
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vagina meadow

A phenomenon that occurs when a woman has not shaved her pubic hair in a few days, but there's not enough hair to constitute a forest.
"I haven't showered in three days and now I have a vagina meadow."
by whimmaeha May 13, 2014
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Vagina

by Tatiana diamond October 10, 2021
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