"Jay"ng Bang

A phrase used by NFC North fans, born between 1976 and 1992, to describe their reaction to Jay Cutler's post NFC North playing career.

Rishad: Yo Colt!

Colton: Whad up?

Rishad: Won't be the same without Cutler being on the Bears this year. SUX, nih!

Colton: What you talkin' fo? You ain't heard he got grabbed by Miami?

Rishad: Nah, nah! Can't be!

Colton: Check out yo sports page!

Rishad: Holy shit. You're right!

Colton: "Jay"ng Bang!

by Mateo Shhhhh! August 06, 2017

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Chau bang

such a bitch.

Fuck you your such a bitch chau bang

by chau band sucks so much June 14, 2013

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bang jobber

a come back to your wife when she is flirting and arguing with you at the same time. she has won the argument that she is not a towel, hooking ass hooker or dork (suggestible come back to dork is "you're a whales penis!")

Oh, I'm a whale's penis? Well you are a fucking bang jobber you hooking ass hooker!

by jaquanolicous February 20, 2014

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smile bang

When someone makes you smile silly all day long!

Dang boy! You make me smile bang so hard my cheeks hurt!

by Sparkypdx June 27, 2015

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Spork your bangs

When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at

Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.

Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!

by mtnbiker March 18, 2023

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